Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
