You surviving the open bar?
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I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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