I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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