I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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