Sponge bath it is.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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