Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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