O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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