2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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