dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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