If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think my fart just growled at me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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