i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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