return my video game
I want to stick my p in your. b.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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