i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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