Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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