did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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