She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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