I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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