8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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