the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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