Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
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That's how twitter works, right?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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