Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Your penis caused this!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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