you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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