So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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