So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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