Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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