So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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