look no pants
I bet he comes in French.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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