New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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