butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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