No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
