that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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