I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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