How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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