So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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