Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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