His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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