party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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