Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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