Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
there is puke in my bra ... again
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