Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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