I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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