is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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