im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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