I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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