i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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