he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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