i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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