soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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