I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
