My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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