Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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