watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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