What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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